I’m drunk and playing Halo 4. Ask me shit (everything will be answered)

ricrodrigo:

chris-rock:

How do you feel tonight?

I feel drunk mainly, if that is an emotion. If not, I’m lonely.

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29th Revolution Around the Sun

ricrodrigo:

At 7:15 pm central(-6GMT) I will officially be 29 years old.

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ricrodrigo:

I just had my beard trimmed down. It feels so short, he went shorter than it needed to be.

ricrodrigo:

I just had my beard trimmed down. It feels so short, he went shorter than it needed to be.

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ricrodrigo:

ricrodrigo:

Why am I only getting 3G coverage!?

Ugh, this is making Tumblr so slow to load *Inwardly crying*
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ricrodrigo:

I wish I had a laptop so I could tinychat with the friends I’ve made on Tumblr. I think it would help me stop having all these feelings of loneliness.

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ricrodrigo:

I got an ask saying I should braid my beard, but I can’t figure out how to braid my beard. Luckily, I have met women at the bar who have braided my beard for me. Here is an old pic from December 2012 with my beard braided.

ricrodrigo:

I got an ask saying I should braid my beard, but I can’t figure out how to braid my beard. Luckily, I have met women at the bar who have braided my beard for me. Here is an old pic from December 2012 with my beard braided.

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The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache: Just got back from my interview at Papa John’s. I think it went well,...

ricrodrigo:

Just got back from my interview at Papa John’s. I think it went well, there are two downsides though. First, the job doesn’t start until May 9th. There is training 2 weeks before they open but I don’t know how many hours that will be, so need to find a temporary job to pay for this months bills….

(via amateur-soldier)

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ricrodrigo:

Papa John’s called me, I have an interview on Wednesday at 1:15 yay!

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Rod’s been feeling a bit down lately

So lets start this back up and remind him he’s awesome. Reblog if you agree

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The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache: I'm Homeless

ricrodrigo:

I picked my brother up at the bar and he was drunk and angry. When we got home he stormed into my parents room and started yelling at them. Then he pushed my dad and I lost it and started punching him. I then went outside and called 911. When they got there I let them in and my dad who was still…

Rod needs our help people!

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